KNEE BEER

STRAPS TO YOUR KNEE. HOLDS YOUR BEER.

IT'S FUCKING AWESOME.

AUTOMATICALLLLLLY ROTATES WHEN YOU STAND UP, KEEPING THE BEER UPRIGHT.

SO YOU DON'T SPILL YOUR BEER WHEN YOU CLAP YOUR HANDS LIKE AN APE.

NOT SURE WHY YOU KEEP SCROLLING.

THAT'S ALL IT FUCKING DOES.

IT HOLDS YOUR OPEN BEER SO YOU CAN USE BOTH HANDS AT LIKE A BALL GAME OR A FUNERAL OR SOMETHING.

IT WON'T SOLVE YOUR DEEPER ISSUES.

BUT IT WILL HELP YOU HOLD THREE BEERS AT ONCE, AND THOSE BEERS WILL HELP WITH THOSE ISSUES.

BUY NOW AND GET TWO COOL EXTRAS!

1) A HIP CLIP TO USE KNEE BEER WHILE WALKING AROUND. WHICH IS GREAT BUT MAKES ME REGRET CALLING IT KNEE BEER.

2) A PHONE HOLDER. SO YOU CAN SWAP BETWEEN DRINKING BEER AND BEING A CELL PHONE ZOMBIE. WHICH, JUST ADMIT IT, IS ALREADY YOUR LIFE.